thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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potatoandotherwise:

prettylittledwighthoustonlover:

potatoandotherwise:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,

WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,

THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,

AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,

HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL

BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED

WITH

You were waiting for this weren’t you

I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.

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nooklet:

*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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hungarian:

why are white ppl always eating salad

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel. 

He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x

I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way to the hotel so that they don’t let down their fans. 

Bravo, Mr. Collins. Bravo.

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R.I.P. Anne Boleyn (d. May 19 1536)

When the details of Anne’s life are viewed between the framework of these [her] social and cultural values, the modern conception of her as a femme fatale must be discarded. Establishing a valid explanation of her role at court that takes into consideration the beliefs and fears of the sixteenth-century Christendom and treats them with sensitivity is an useful undertaking, not only because historians owe it to the dead to depict them in a rational manner but also because the events of the Reformation will not be clearly understood until her crucial place in that revolution is sorted out. Retha M. Warnicke, The Rise and Fall of Anne Boleyn (x)

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evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

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romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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what-theface:

benedct:

The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it

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dorkydoitsu:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

 Just remember that

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