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It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

straight boy logic

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The start of a little project I’m working on.


(via zackisontumblr)

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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via thedarkknightofbreath)

— 13 minutes ago with 550693 notes



sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing


it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser


like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

(via tatianaception)

— 13 minutes ago with 180722 notes

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
— 15 minutes ago with 37169 notes