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Half the things I say on this blog are meant to be ironic and the other half are just because I'm an asshole. (sorry.)
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maggle:

thenimbus:

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.

I mean
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come on

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those faces

Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?

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I mean

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??

(via existentialskye)

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr, via skullspeare)

— 14 hours ago with 377912 notes

grumpymeow:

I JUST PUT THIS AS MY TEXT MESSAGE TUNE AND I PEE MY PANTS EVERYTIME I GET A TEXT

(Source: grumpywocky, via ruinedchildhood)

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drakeimpala:

this is one of the greatest interactions in human history

(via paris666hilton)

— 14 hours ago with 12985 notes
#god is real 

2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

(Source: ronaldswan, via 2srooky)

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#jimmy neutron  #carl  #perf 

hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

(Source: stonedpervert, via clannyphantom)

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He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame 

(Source: lerosier, via skullspeare)

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20daysofjune:

When white people click anon:
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When white people forget to click anon:
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(Source: 20daysofjune, via okay)

— 15 hours ago with 164850 notes

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

ok but this is marvelous

Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful

(Source: jabletown, via thedarkknightofbreath)

— 15 hours ago with 78883 notes

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via okay)

— 15 hours ago with 194450 notes