Master of My Fate. Captain of My Soul.

   INFJ 4w5 with highly developed Fi (just to be specific about my cognitive functions). Avengers. Orange is the New Black. Doctor Who. GAME OF THRONES/ASOIAF. House Martell. House Stark. I will forever stan Sansa, Catelyn, and Arya Stark as well as Theon Greyjoy and sometimes Daenerys Targaryen. Doctor Who. Sherlock. American Horror Story. Orphan Black. Anything Chris Lilley. Movies. Musicals. Literature. Old Hollywood. Workaholics. Disney. Arrested Development. Community (Dan Harmon era only. Season 4 was like bad fan fiction). SNL. In my free time, I enjoy telling people I will take what is mine with fire and blood, watching terrible movies (favorites include The Room, Birdemic, and Troll 2: bonafide masterpieces), killing mockingbirds, and catching in the rye. Yup....[what the fuck am I doing with my life]

dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

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hotclog:

the jigs up, we caught you blood orange handed

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punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

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onefitmodel:

Read this over and over and over

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dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

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possiblypensive:

Life Hack: Decorate your room to look like your math class so you’ll fall asleep faster

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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#frozen  #breaking bad  #anna  #jesse pinkman 

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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